B – Barely there clothing
It’s quite unbelievable what people go out in these days. I had considered this as a topic and then it was made a definite choice from one afternoon in Hyde Park. I noticed a girl in leopard print leggings and they were, either by design or by incorrect choice of size, amazingly revealing. Instead of seeing the usual curves of a girls figure I saw all the other curves of her lower half that is normally reserved for herself and her boyfriend/girlfriend. “Why were you looking?” you might cry out and I say in return, how the hell was I not too look? I have to say that there was something mesmerising about this but what on earth would her mother/father say about her choice of clothing? This also leaves little to nothing to the imagination when you can already see everything on show. I don’t go around in skin tight borderline see through trousers or tops because not only would I look horrendous I could probably be arrested for indecent exposure and rightly so (don’t worry I have no desire to do this). I’m not sure whether the girl in question realised what was on show but surely she must have looked in the mirror when leaving the house? To get to the point it is inelegant and it looks as though you’re wandering around in your pants. By all means wear them but wear something else on top. This also goes for borderline see through tops, bras that push your boobs up to your neck and choosing to display your underwear. What’s more astonishing is that girls will dress like this in the winter months. Although I am referring mainly to when they’re going out to bars and nightclubs dressed scantily clad as they can’t be bothered to take a jacket/coat out whilst everyone is wrapped up head to toe (something I have done myself however I was still wearing substantially more).
In case you’re wondering this does apply to guys, as I know I have focused on the fairer sex in this case but as a man that’s who I’m predisposed to noticing. Any guys who walk around shirtless look tacky and should learn to only take their shirt off at the beach or other acceptable areas rather than wandering topless round a small town or big city. As for any other forms of tight or revealing clothing for men I’ve thankfully not been witness to any but the same applies to them.
Exceptions where this faux pas is acceptable
To attract unwanted attention and wandering eyes.